Logic Is A Wonderful Thing But Doesn't

The Pamphlet Was Very Patriotic. That Is, It Talked About Killing Foreigners.

When They're Standing Right In Front Of You, Kings Are A Kind Of Speech Impediment.

Only In Our Dreams Are We Free. The Rest Of The Time We Need Wages.

You Had To Deal Every Day With People Who Were Foolish And Lazy And Untruthful And Downright Unpleasant, And You Could Certainly End Up Thinking That The World Would Be Considerably Improved If You Gave Them A Slap.

When A Man Is Tired Of Ankh-morpork, He Is Tired Of Ankle-deep Slurry.