Logic Is No Answer To Passion.

The Only Thing Wrong With Immortality Is That It Tends To Go On Forever.

I Hope I Go To Heaven, And When I Do, I'm Going To Do What Every San Franciscan Does When He Gets There. He Looks Around And Says, 'it Ain't Bad, But It Ain't San Francisco.'

Cockroaches And Socialites Are The Only Things That Can Stay Up All Night And Eat Anything.

We (san Francisco) Have Football Weather During Baseball Season, And Baseball Weather During Football Season.

The Precise Location Of Heaven On Earth Has Never Been Established But It May Very Well Be Right Here