Long Time No See. I Only Pray

People Have Been Telling Me I'm A Failure And That I'm Doing It All Wrong For 20 Years Now. Never Trust Anybody When They Tell You How Your Story Goes. You Know Your Story. You Write Your Own Story.

I'd See Movies, Comedies, And I Loved 'animal House', I Loved All The John Hughes Stuff, But I Never Saw Me And My Friends Totally Represented.

I Try Never To Worry In General. Worry Is Interest Paid In Advance On A Debt That Never Comes Due.

I Always Wanted To See If I Could Sell A Movie To The Public Without Doing Any Marketing Because My Philosophy Was Like, 'hey Man, I'm Reaching My Audience Everyday. I'm Twittering With Them. I'm In Direct Contact With Them On The Podcast.'

People Always Ask Me If I Hate The Nuns. Do I Make My Movies Extra Dirty To Piss Them Off? I Always Say No, That's Not The Point. To A Catholic, A Movie Is Only Dirty If It Makes You Want To Have Sex More. If It Makes You Feel Sick, Disgusted, Ashamed Of Your Own Body, Then It's Not A Dirty Movie At All. It's A Catholic Movie. And I Make Very Catholic Movies.