Look At Me! I'm A Puffy Pink

In Saffron-colored Mantle From The Tides Of Oceans Rose The Morning To Bright Light To Gods And Men.

I'm A White Male, Age 18 To 49. Everyone Listens To Me, No Matter How Dumb My Suggestions Are.

Too Many Kings Can Ruin An Army

I've Gone Back In Time To When Dinosaurs Weren't Just Confined To Zoos.

Without A Sign, His Sword The Brave Man Draws, And Asks No Omen, But His Country's Cause.