Look, How Many Stories Have I Broken?

I've Always Thought Prince Charming In Cinderella Was The Most Boring Role; I'd Rather Be The Wicked Witch.

I'm Pretty Certain That If There Is A Will There Is A Way.

I'm Kind Of Ashamed To Be A Celebrity. I Don't Understand Wanting To Read About Other People's Dirty Laundry. I Think Celebrity Is The Biggest Red Herring Society Has Ever Pulled On Itself.

I'm Happiest At Home Hanging Out With The Kids... Having A Family Has Been My Saving Grace Because I Don't Work Back To Back On Anything Or I'd Drive Myself To An Early Grave With Guilt And Worry For My Family, Whom I'd Never See.

I Hadn't Read Or Heard A Lot About [tom] Wolfe Until I Read This Script, And In That Way I Think It Was Really Clever To Write A Piece About Him Instead Of Max Perkins,[ernest] Hemingway, [john] Fitzgerald, Or Others That People Have Strong Opinions Of Already.