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Saturday Night At My House, I Often Trot Out Classic Movies And Force The Urchins To Watch Them. There Is Much Wailing And Gnashing Of Teeth, But I Think It's Important To Teach Kids About American Culture, And Films Are Certainly A Big Part Of It.

If You Cross Fox News Channel, It's Not Just Me, It's Roger Ailes Who Will Go After Youthe Person Gets What's Coming To Them But Never Sees It Coming. Look At Al Franken, One Day He's Going To Get A Knock On His Door And Life As He's Known It Will Change Forever. That Day Will Happen, Trust Me.

The Gay Marriage Thing To Me, I Don't Understand Why It's So Important For The Secular Progressives In This Country, The People Who Want To Change America Fundamentally And Every Way, Why This Is The Lead Issue. The L.a. Times, New York Times, San Francisco Chronicle, Boston Globe. These People Are Going, 'oh, My God, What Are You Doing? How Can You Not See The Civil Rights Aspect Of This?'

America Is A Place Where You Can Succeed No Matter Who You Are. I Am Proof Of That. But You Must Work Very Hard And Be Willing To Endure Pain. You Must Set A Goal And Win In The Marketplace No Matter What The Air Temperature. You Must Pay The Price For Success.

I Would Decriminalize Marijuana, But You Step Out Of Your House High And You Bother Somebody Else In Any Way, Shape Or Form, I'm Going To Slap A Fine On You That's Going To Curl Your Hair!