Look, I Have Never Made A Secret

People Sometimes Say How Standup Is So Hard, And I Always Tell Them That It's Hard At The Beginning.

Community Is Gathering Around A Fire And Listening To Someone Tell A Story.

Mitt Romney Comes From A Mormon Background. I Don't Know How Many Wives He Has. I'm Not Saying That I Believe In That, I'm Just Saying He Was Born On A Mormon Compound. I'm Not A 'wifer' But For Some Reason He's Never Shown His Original Marriage Certificate.

Women Cannot Complain About Men Anymore Until They Start Getting Better Taste In Them.

The Eleventh Commandment: Don't Speak Ill Of A Fellow Republican. What If The Fellow Republican Is Doing Something That Hurts America? Isn't It The Patriot Who Sides With America Before He Sides With The Republicans?