Look, I'm Not Trying To Be Critical

In Golf, 'close' Is Like The North And South Rim Of The Grand Canyon.

I Played So Bad, I Got A Get-well Card From The Irs.

Sports Are 90% Inspiration And 10% Perspiration.

When Nicklaus Plays Wells Well, He Wins. When He Plays Badly, He Finishes Second. When He Plays Terribly, He Finishes Third.

I Don't Want To Brag, But I Do More Homework On The Course Than Any Other Announcer. I Chart The Greens To Get All The Breaks. I Walk Down Into The Greenside Bunkers. I Walk Into The Fairway Bunkers To See Whether A Player Can Reach The Green From Them.