Look What Venison Does To A Goofy

If It Was Up To Me, If You Uttered The Word 'gun Control,' We'd Put You In Jail.

Ozzy, God Bless Him, Is Super Talented. He Is A Great Man. He Is A Man Of Heart And Soul And Goodwill. He Is A Very Funny Man But He Is A Perfect Poster Child Of Why I Have Never Touched Drugs, Alcohol, Tobacco Or Fast Food.

If Elvis Presley Had Been A Bowhunter, He'd Probably Be Alive Today.

I Stop And Think What They Call "punk Rock" Today...give Me A Break! Let Me Know When They Can Walk In The Vapor Trail Of Little Richard, Which Was Punk. You've Got A Gay Black Guy With A Pompadour Singing About Tutti Frutti With Your White Girl. Fuck You.

When I Made Those Wild-ass Comments, On Stage, About Then-senator Hillary Clinton And Then-senator Barack Obama, I Don't Know If You Can Grasp The Degree Of Adrenaline And Intensity And Sheer Over-the-top Animal Spirit And Attitude That I Live On Stage. I've Got To Take That Deep Breath.