Looking At Yourself In A Mirror Isn't

Yes, I Saw Twilight - My Granddaughter Made Me Watch It, She Said It Was The Greatest Vampire Film Ever. After The 'film' Was Over I Wanted To Smack Her Across Her Head With My Shoe, But I Do Not Want A (tell-all) Book Called Grannie Dearest Written On Me When I Die. So Instead I Gave Her A Dvd Of Murnau's 1922 Masterpiece Nosferatu And Told Her, 'now That's A Vampire Film!' And That Goes For All Of You! Watch Nosferatu Instead!

I Fairly Often Have Thought How Lucky I Was. I Knew Everybody Because I Was Married To Bogie, And That 25-year Difference Was The Most Fantastic Thing For Me To Have In My Life.

Naïveté, Thy Name Is Me.

Always I'm Feeling, 'you're Never Going To Work Again.' That's Going To Happen One Day, But I Hope I'm Not Alive.

In Hollywood, An Equitable Divorce Settlement Means Each Party Getting Fifty Percent Of Publicity.