Lots Of People Look Up To Billy

It Never Hurts To Apologize, Especially If You Don't Mean It.

The Older They Get, The Better They Were When They Were Younger.

Back Then, If You Had A Sore Arm, The Only People Concerned Were You And Your Wife. Now It's You, Your Wife, Your Agent, Your Investment Counselor, Your Stockbroker, And Your Publisher.

Statistics Are About As Interesting As First Base Coaches.

If You Had A Pill That Would Guarantee A Pitcher 20 Wins, But Might Take Five Years Off His Life, He'd Take It.