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Our Solution On 'the Simpsons' Is To Do Jokes That People Who Have An Education, Or Some Frame Of Reference, Can Get. And For The Ones Who Don't, It Doesn't Matter, Because We Have Homer Banging His Head And Saying, 'd'oh!'

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.

If I Have One Technology Tip Of The Day, It's This: No Matter How Good The Video On Youtube Is, Don't Read The Comments, Just Don't, Because It Will Make You Hate All Humans.

Vampires Are Make-believe, Like Elves, Gremlins, And Eskimos.

No Matter How Good You Are At Something, There's Always About A Million People Better Than You.