Love Is A Skill You Learn.

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Imagine How You’d Feel If Your Whole Life Turned Into A Job You Couldn’t Stand.

My Whole Life Is About Forgetting. It's My Most Valuable Job Skill.

Part Of Her Doing Suicide Intervention Is My Caseworker Has To Mix Me Another Gin And Tonic.

A Short Story Is Something That You Can Hold In Your Mind. You Can Really Analyze How The Entire Thing Works, Like A Machine