Love Is As Strict As Acting. If

I Don't Have A Waist: I'm A Breadbox On Top Of Legs.

I'm Not Glamorous, I Don't Have A Look, I Don't Know Anything About Opera, I Have No Italian, And I'm Too Old.

The Director's Job Is Full Of All Sorts Of Annoyances And Details - Like How Many Cars Are On The Street. Ugh. I Don't Want It. I Like My Gig. And I Feel That For The Next 30 Years Or So I Can Keep Learning More About It.

Women Are Usually Only Interesting To Studio Executives When They Are Fecund, Between The Ages Of 15 And 30. I Decided To Get Through The Really Tough Patch, Around 50, By Just Cutting My Price And Playing Ten Years Older. I Didn't Want To Have To Wait Until I Was An Old Lady To Play One.

Everyone's Life Is A Train Wreck. Your Life Happens To Be A High-class Train Wreck.