Love Is Like A Card Trick. After

Any Woman Who Can’t Say A Four-letter Word Sometimes Is Deceitful.

For Ten Thousand Dollars, I'd Endorse An Opium Pipe.

Esther Williams? Wet, She's A Star. Dry, She Ain't.

You Think Beautiful Girls Are Going To Stay In Style Forever? I Should Say Not! Any Minute Now They're Going To Be Out! Finished! Then It'll Be My Turn!

I'm A Bagel On A Plate Full Of Onion Rolls!