Love Is Mysterious And Rad, Like Steve

You Know, It Shouldn't Just Be About Women As Heroic Figures Overcoming Things, It Just Needs To Be About Women In General Getting The Opportunity To Play A Multitude Of Roles, Telling A Multitude Of Stories - Just To Express Human Experience From A Woman's Perspective. I Hope, Someday, We Can Get To That Point. I'm All About Representation.

The Fashion Industry Isn't Merely Content To Encase My Meaty Flanks In Skintight Denim. Oh, No! That Denim Also Has To Be White, A Color That Attracts Ketchup, Wine, Garlic Aioli, And Any Other Foodstuffs I Might Otherwise Be Able To Enjoy If I Wasn't Wearing Ridiculously Tight Pants.

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

Juno Macguff: You Can Never Have Too Many Of Your Favorite One Calorie Breath Mints.

I Normally Ignore The History Channel.