Love Is Not Knowing What You're Talking

We Used To Have A Dog Named Snoopy, You Know, A Real Live Dog. I Suppose People Who Love Snoopy Won't Like It, But We Gave Him Away. He Fought With Other Dogs, So We Traded Him In For A Load Of Gravel.

Sometimes I Lie Awake At Night, And Wonder If My Life Would Be Different If I Had To Do It Over... Then A Voice Comes To Me Out Of The Dark That Says, "boy, There's An Original Thought!

Jogging Is Very Beneficial. It's Good For Your Legs And Your Feet. It's Also Very Good For The Ground. If Makes It Feel Needed.

Five Hundred Years From Now, Who'll Know The Difference?!

Absence Makes The Heart Grow Fonder, But It Sure Makes The Rest Of You Lonely.