Love Is Photogenic. It Needs Darkness Room

War Is The Only Sport Which Is Genuinely Amusing. And It Is The Only Sport Which Has Any Intelligible Use.

I Well Recall My Horror When I Heard For The First Time, Of A Journalist Who Had Laid In A Pair Of What Were Then Called Bicycle Pants And Taken To Golf; It Was As If I Had Encountered A Studhorse With His Hair Done Up In Frizzes, And Pink Bowknots Peeking Out Of Them. It Seemed, In Some Vague Way, Ignominious, And Even A Bit Indelicate.

There Is Always An Easy Solution To Every Problem - Neat, Plausible, And Wrong.

Faith May Be Defined Briefly As An Illogical Belief In The Occurrence Of The Improbable.

The Way For Newspapers To Meet The Competition Of Radio And Television Is Simply To Get Out Better Papers.