Love Is The Most Common Miracle.

This Is The Fear That Made Fish Crawl Out Onto Dry Land And Evolve Lungs, The Fear That Teaches Us To Run, The Fear That Makes Us Bury Our Dead.

When People Have To Choose Between Civilization And Warm Genitals, They Choose Warm Genitals

When You’re As Charming And Physically Attractive As Myself, It’s Easy Enough To Win Over People You Meet. But Getting Strangers To Love You...now, That’s The Trick.

God Will Punish The Wicked. And Before He Does, We Will.

By The Power Of The Superglue Beer Sword, I Designate You My Driver!