Love Is The Only Shocking Act Left

I Get Happier Every Day. I Have A Sense Of Accomplishment Every Day Of My Life.

I've Always Allowed Myself To Go On Journeys Creatively And Emotionally, And Never Put, Like, Limits On Myself.

Onstage, I'm Still Wearing My Fabulous, Sheer Dresses Because I'm Not That Big.

I Don't Consider Myself A Comic But A Performer. A Comic Tells Bad Jokes.

The Real Terrorist Threats Are George W. Bush And His Band Of Brown-shirted Thugs.