Love Is The Triumph Of Imagination Over

Conscience Is The Inner Voice That Warns Us That Someone Might Be Looking.

No Matter How Long He Lives, No Man Ever Becomes As Wise As The Average Woman Of Forty-eight.

I Believe That It Should Be Perfectly Lawful To Print Even Things That Outrage The Pruderies And Prejudices Of The General, So Long As Any Honest Minority, However Small, Wants To Read Them. The Remedy Of The Majority Is Not Prohibition, But Avoidance.

Husbands Never Become Good; They Merely Become Proficient.

America's Biggest Failure Is Its Inability To Take Comedy Seriously.