Love Will Draw An Elephant Through A

The Difference In The Education Of Men And Women Must Give The Former Great Advantages Over The Latter, Even Where Geniuses Are Equal.

The Longer A Woman Remains Single, The More Apprehensive She Will Be Of Entering Into The State Of Wedlock. At Seventeen Or Eighteen, A Girl Will Plunge Into It, Sometimes Without Either Fear Or Wit; At Twenty, She Will Begin To Think; At Twenty-four, Will Weigh And Discriminate; At Twenty-eight, Will Be Afraid Of Venturing; At Thirty, Will Turn About, And Look Down The Hill She Has Ascended, And Sometimes Rejoice, Sometimes Repent, That She Has Gained That Summit Sola.

I Am Forced, As I Have Often Said, To Try To Make Myself Laugh, That I May Not Cry: For One Or Other I Must Do.

Necessity May Well Be Called The Mother Of Invention But Calamity Is The Test Of Integrity.

Those Who Can Least Bear A Jest Upon Themselves, Will Be Most Diverted With One Passed On Others.