Love: Woman's Eternal Spring And Man's Eternal

When You See What Some Women Marry, You Realize How They Must Hate To Work For A Living.

Woman: The Peg On Which The Wit Hangs His Jest, The Preacher His Text, The Cynic His Grouch And The Sinner His Justification.

Nowadays Love Is A Matter Of Chance, Matrimony A Matter Of Money And Divorce A Matter Of Course.

When Perfect Frankness Comes In At The Door Love Flies Out Of The Window.

A Man Always Mistakes A Woman's Clinging Devotion For Weakness, Until He Discovers That It Requires The Strength Of Samson, The Patience Of Job, And The Finesse Of Solomon To Untwine It.