Luck, Like A Russian Car, Generally Only

Telling Lies Is A Bit Like Tiling Bathrooms - If You Don't Know How To Do It Properly, It's Best Not To Try.

In Spite Of Really Intense Competition For The Job, I'm Still My Own Worst Enemy.

There’s Nothing Bad About Reincarnation Per Se, It’s Basically A Very Good System, Cost-effective And Ecologically Friendly.

The Best Definition Of An Immortal Is Someone Who Hasn't Died Yet.

Not Only Had He Lost The Only Girl He'd Ever Loved, He'd Lost Her In Duplicate, Like Some Heartbroken But Highly Efficient Civil Servant.