Luckily, I'm A Governor - So I

America Is A Conservative Country With A Small "c" - They Want Change, But They Don't Want Too Much Change Too Fast.

As Commander In Chief Of The United States Military, I Will Never Send Our Sons And Daughters And Our Brothers And Sisters To Die In A Foreign Land Without Telling The Truth About Why They're Going There.

I'm Tired Of The Ayatollahs Of The Right Wing. We're Fighting For Freedom In Iraq. We're Going To Fight For Freedom In America.

We Know That No One Person Can Succeed Unless Everybody Else Succeeds.

What I Usually Do Is Tell Funny Stories From The Road, Many Of Which Are, Of Course, Unprintable. But I Don't Actually Have A Joke. I Don't Tell Jokes Much. I Tell Little Stories.