Lust Is A Strong Tower Of Mischief,

Aristotle Dines When It Seems Good To King Philip, But Diogenes When He Himself Pleases.

Why Not Whip The Teacher When The Pupil Misbehaves?

Those Who Have Virtue Always In Their Mouths, And Neglect It In Practice, Are Like A Harp, Which Emits A Sound Pleasing To Others, While Itself Is Insensible Of The Music.

He Once Begged Alms Of A Statue, And, When Asked Why He Did So, Replied, "to Get Practice In Being Refused."

On Being Asked By Someone How He Could Become Famous, Diogenes Responded: 'by Worrying As Little As Possible About Fame