Mac Gave Me 55 Lipsticks To Test.

In Stand-up It Really Helps To Play Yourself And Talk About Your Own Feelings. You Cannot Fail To Be Original If You're Just Talking About What You Think About X, Y And Z. Unless You've Got A Twin Brother Who's Also A Stand-up.

We Have Two Hundred Languages In Europe. Two Hundred Languages! Count Them! I Know You Won't!

America Is The New Roman Empire. Remember What Happened To Rome.

In The Uk A Lot Of People Don't Like To Try. There's A Different Cultural Thing. Here [in Usa] If You Try And Fail, You Get Up Again And Start Again And Keep Going. People Respect You For It. Even If You Keep Failing, They Respect The Tenacity.

This Is A World That's Big Enough For Everyone. I Like That Message In That Comes Out Of John Lasseter, And It Comes Out Pixar, It Comes Out Of The Apple, Google, The Ben And Jerry's Thing. These Are American Companies That Send That Message Around That Is Good, That Is Healthy. And Everyone Goes, "that's The America I Always Believed In Before Watergate."