Magic Lives In Curves, Not Angles.

I Seldom Remember My Father, But I Sneeze And Rub My Nose The Way He Did. I Also Love My Son With Grief And Anger, As He Did.

I Am Only Interested In Money Because Everyone Else Is.

When A Modest Man Praises Himself, People Listen.

If Beggars Do Not Hate The Rest Of Us, They Are Even More Abject Than I Had Imagined.

The Laughter Of The Aphorism Is Sometimes Triumphant, But Seldom Carefree.