Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition

Life, N. A Spiritual Pickle Preserving The Body From Decay. We Live In Daily Apprehension Of Its Loss; Yet When Lost It Is Not Missed.

Turkey: A Large Bird Whose Flesh, When Eaten On Certain Religious Anniversaries Has The Peculiar Property Of Attesting Piety And Gratitude.

A Penny Saved Is A Penny To Squander.

Acquaintance. A Person Whom We Know Well Enough To Borrow From, But Not Well Enough To Lend To.

Conversation, N.: A Vocal Competition In Which The One Who Is Catching His Breath Is Called The Listener.