Magic: (n) The Art Of Converting Superstition

Alien - An American Sovereign In His Probationary State.

Christian, N.: One Who Believes That The New Testament Is A Divinely Inspired Book Admirably Suited To The Spiritual Needs Of His Neighbor.

Ignoramus, N. A Person Unacquainted With Certain Kinds Of Knowledge Familiar To Yourself, And Having Certain Other Kinds That You Know Nothing About.

Table D'hote, N. A Caterer's Thrifty Concession To The Universal Passion For Irresponsibility.

An Election Is Nothing More Than The Advanced Auction Of Stolen Goods.