Make Crime Pay. Become A Lawyer.

You Can't Fool All Of The People All Of The Time. But It Isn't Necessary.

Here Is My Farm Relief Bill: Every Time A Southerner Plants Nothing On His Farm But Cotton Year After Year, And The Northerner Nothing But Wheat Or Corn, Why, Take A Hammer And Hit Him Twice Right Between The Eyes. You May Dent Your Hammer, But It Will Do More Real Good Than All The Bills You Can Pass In A Year.

Lord, The Money We Do Spend On Government And It's Not One Bit Better Than The Government We Got For One-third The Money Twenty Years Ago.

Steak On The Plate Went Up. Steak On The Hoof Went Down.

Live In Such A Way That You Would Not Be Ashamed To Sell Your Parrot To The Town Gossip.