Making A Better Tomorrow, Tomorrow.

I Hope People'll Find Out Pretty Quickly That The Guy They Saw For 10 Years Was My Sense Of Humor The Whole Time.

Sorry, But Retirement Offends Me. You Don’t Just Stop Fighting In The Middle Of A War Because Your Legs Hurt. So Why Do You Get To Stop Working In The Middle Of Your Life Just Because Your Prostate Hurts? That’s Desertion.

Nothing Is More Vintage Than Dying Of Rubella.

Oops! I Always Thought Peta Stood For Please Eat This Animal.

I'm Livin' High On The Hog, And Let Me Tell You, Hogs Make A Terrible Foundation.