Malevolence Is Shameful But Satisfying.

Every Parent Can Imagine The Joys Of Child Abuse.

Moderation In All Things Is Best, But It's Pretty Hard To Get Excited About It.

If You Call Failures Experiments, You Can Put Them In Your Resume And Claim Them As Achievements.

If Beggars Do Not Hate The Rest Of Us, They Are Even More Abject Than I Had Imagined.

Only The Strong And The Hopeful Are Able To Revolt.