Malice Blunts The Point Of Wit.

Patience Is The Strongest Of Strong Drinks; For It Kills The Giant Despair.

A Man Never So Beautifully Shows His Own Strength As When He Respects A Woman's Softness.

There Are A Good Many Pious People Who Are As Careful Of Their Religion As Of Their Best Service Of China, Only Using It On Holy Occasions, For Fear It Should Get Chipped Or Flawed In Working-day Wear.

Man Owes Two Solemn Debts--one To Society, And One To-nature. It Is Only When He Pays The Second That He Covers The First.

Even The Worse Of Jobs Has Their Pleasures, If I Were A Grave Digger Or A Hangmen, There Are Some People I Could Work For With A Great Deal Of Enjoyment.