Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

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Dreams Don't Have An Expiration Date.

I Have A Face That Is A Cross Between Two Pounds Of Halibut And An Explosion In An Old Clothes Closet.