Malta Is A Sod Of A Place.

I Enjoy Reality As Much As The Next Man. It's Just That In My Case, Fortunately, Reality Includes A Good Stiff Belt Every Now And Then.

You Can Count On Errol Flynn, He'll Always Let You Down.

But Champagne Is Not Drinking.

Stardom Is Like Making Love In A Hammock - A Happy Experience But One Of Uncertain Duration.

I Make Two Movies A Year To Take Care Of The Butcher And The Baker And The School Fees. Then I Try To Write, But It's Not That Easy. Acting Is What's Easy.