Man Has Never Been The Same Since

My Candle Burns At Both Ends; It Will Not Last The Night; But Ah, My Foes, And Oh, My Friends - It Gives A Lovely Light!

Life In Itself Is Nothing, An Empty Cup, A Flight Of Uncarpeted Stairs.

I Am Not At All In Favor Of Hard Work For Its Own Sake; Many People Who Work Very Hard Indeed Produce Terrible Things, And Should Most Certainly Not Be Encouraged.

What Should I Be But Just What I Am?

Please Give Me Some Good Advice In Your Next Letter. I Promise Not To Follow It.