Man Is A Free Agent; But He

I Am Writing My Life To Laugh At Myself, And I Am Succeeding.

When You Fool A Fool You Strike A Blow For Intelligence.

I Have Always Loved Truth So Passionately That I Have Often Resorted To Lying As A Way Of Introducing It Into The Minds Which Were Ignorant Of Its Charms.

In Fact, To Gull A Fool Seems To Me An Exploit Worthy Of A Witty Man.

If You Want To Make People Laugh, Your Face Must Remain Serious.