Man Is An Intelligence In Servitude To

Teaching Is The Last Refuge Of Feeble Minds With A Classical Education.

A Belief In Hell And The Knowledge That Every Ambition Is Doomed To Frustration At The Hands Of A Skeleton Have Never Prevented The Majority Of Human Beings From Behaving As Though Death Were No More Than An Unfounded Rumor.

Let Us Be Kinder To One Another.

Addiction Is An Increasing Desire For An Act That Gives Less And Less Satisfaction

You Should Hurry Up And Acquire The Cigar Habit. It's One Of The Major Happinesses. And So Much More Lasting Than Love, So Much Less Costly In Emotional Wear And Tear.