Man Is Nature's Sole Mistake.

I Know Everybody's Income And What Everybody Earns, And I Carefully Compare It With The Income-tax Returns

Ah, Pray No Mistake, We Are Not Shy; We're Very Wide Awake The Moon And I.

Oh! A Private Buffoon Is A Light-hearted Loon, If You Listen To Popular Rumour; From Morning To Night He's So Joyous And Bright, And He Bubbles With Wit And Good Humour!

To Sit In Solemn Silence On A Dull, Dark Dock In A Pestilential Prison With A Life-long Lock Awaiting The Sensation Of A Short, Sharp Shock From A Cheap And Chippy Chopper On A Big, Black Block.

In Short, Whoever You May Be, To This Conclusion You'll Agree, When Every One Is Somebodee, Then No One's Anybody!