Man's Mind Is So Formed That It

I Put Up With This Church, In The Hope That One Day It Will Become Better, Just As It Is Constrained To Put Up With Me In The Hope That I Will Become Better.

Anything Which Causes Trouble Has Special Merit In Their Eyes.

Retain The Wind By Compressing The Belly.

Many Times What Cannot Be Refuted By Arguments Can Be Parried By Laughter.

[n]o Party Is Any Fun Unless Seasoned With Folly.