Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

A Bee Is Never As Busy As It Seems; It's Just That It Can't Buzz Any Slower.

There Ought T'be Some Way T'eat Celery So It Wouldn't Sound Like You Wuz Steppin' On A Basket.

Live So That You Can At Least Get The Benefit Of The Doubt.

Litigation: A Form Of Hell Whereby Money Is Transferred From The Pockets Of The Proletariat To That Of Lawyers.

If You Haven't Seen Your Wife Smile At A Traffic Cop, You Haven't Seen Her Smile Her Prettiest.