Many A Family Tree Needs Trimming

One Of The Simple But Genuine Pleasures In Life Is Getting Up In The Morning And Hurrying To A Mousetrap You Set The Night Before.

A Fellow Ought To Save A Few Of The Long Evenings He Spends With His Girl Till After They're Married.

Fun Is Like Life Insurance; The Older You Get, The More It Costs.

It Don't Make No Difference What Is Is, A Woman'll Buy Anything She Thinks A Store Is Losin' Money On.

In Spite Of All Our Speeding It's Still The Style To Be Late.