Many People Lock A Part Of Themselves

Anything A Wife Should Do, I'm Terrible At. Anything A Mistress Should Do, I'll Try.

My Mother Says I Was Two-and-a-half When I Started Playing. My Father Was A Minister, And When He Went To Church In The Morning, She Would Put On Fats Waller, Billie Holiday, Nat King Cole And Cole Porter Records. I'd Crawl Up On The Piano Stool, Sit On A Phone Book And Play.

This Whole Christian Theology Thing Is That God Came Down To Experience Life Through His Son. Well, How's He Experiencing Life If He Doesn't Get Laid? Give Me A Break. And Why Would He Not Get Laid, As He Created The Apparatus In The First Place?

If I Was Writing Songs Just For Me I'd Only Play Them In My Living Room, Alone.

I Think That People Who Can't Believe In Fairies Aren't Worth Knowing.