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Blame The Guy Who Doesn't Speak Engish.

The Information Superhighway Showed The Average Person What Some Nerd Thinks About Star Trek.

Guns Aren't Toys! They're For Family Protection, Hunting Dangerous Or Delicious Animals, And Keeping The King Of England Out Of Your Face!

You Can't Go Wrong With Cocktail Weenies. They Look As Good As They Taste. And They Come In This Delicious Red Sauce. It Looks Like Ketchup, It Tastes Like Ketchup, But Brother, It Ain't Ketchup!

Nothing Feebler Does Earth Nurture Than Man, Of All Things Breathing And Moving.