Marijuana Is A Proven Medicine.

I Used To Joke For Years That I Was A Black Man. I Adopted The Black Culture, The Black Race. I Married A Black Woman, And I Had Black Kids. I Always Considered Myself A 'brother.'

Cheech [marine] On The Other Hand, Met [barack] Obama And He Knew Right Away Who Cheech Was. So That Should Tell You Something.

Religion Is Run By Thought Police. 'obey. Listen. This Is What You Do. Don't Ask Questions. Go Die For Your Country.' The Spirituality Says, 'okay, You Can Die For Your Country, But Know What You're Doing While You're Doing It.'

It's Like Love Making, The Foreplay Is The Biggest Part, The Same Thing As Comedy. If You Can Frame Your Show In Such A Way That The Funny Jokes Become Funnier.

Because The Pot Takes The Edge Off The Adrenaline, And It Also Clears Your Mind Of It, And Then You Can See Things A Lot Clearer.