Mark Twain Cannot Be Defined.

Man Looks In The Abyss, There's Nothing Staring Back At Him. At That Moment, Man Finds His Character. And That Is What Keeps Him Out Of The Abyss.

[mark] Twain Was A Publisher. He Published General Grant's Memoirs (a Big Success) And Had A Hand In The Publishing Of Many Of His Own Books. He Would, I Think, Be Very Keen About The Question Of How A Book Would Sell.

I Don't Play Golf. Mark Twain Is Golf To Me.

Politics Has Become Incendiary. People Don't Find It So Funny Now So I Have To Be Careful, But I Have To Wake Them Up With Some Truths And The Truths I Aim At Them Are Over 100 Years Old. Facts That No One Can Dispute.

When The Audience Begins To See The Sunrise On That It's Hard For Them To Turn Away From It Because They're Listening To A Man Talking To Them From Over A Century Ago. And Nothing Has Changed. So What Are You Going To Do About That?