Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

True Love Isn't The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Absence, But The Kind That Endures Through Long Years Of Propinquity.

Marriage Is The Only Thing That Affords A Woman The Pleasure Of Company And The Perfect Sensation Of Solitude At The Same Time.

A Bachelor Never Quite Gets Over The Idea That He Is A Thing Of Beauty And A Boy Forever.

The Feminine Vanity-case Is The Graveyard Of Masculine Illusions.

A Man Marries One Woman To Escape From Many Others, And Then Chases Many Others To Forget He's Married To One.