Marriage: A Souvenir Of Love.

Ever Since Eve Started It All By Offering Adam The Apple, Woman's Punishment Has Been To Supply A Man With Food Then Suffer The Consequences When It Disagrees With Him.

The Mistakes You Regret The Most In Your Life Are The Ones You Didn't Commit When You Had The Chance

Some Men Are Born For Matrimony, Some Achieve Matrimony -- But Most Of Them Are Merely Poor Dodgers.

Between Lovers A Little Confession Is A Dangerous Thing.

Before Marriage, A Man Will Lie Awake Thinking About Something You Said; After Marriage , He'll Fall Asleep Before You Finish Saying It.