Marriage Is Grand. Divorce Is About Twenty

President Obama Told The Irish People That America Will Always Stand By Them, To Which Israel Laughed.

Geraldo Has Returned To The States. See? I Told You Airline Security Was A Joke.

I'm Not A Person Who Carries My Emotions On My Sleeve.

The Federal Government Said Today They've Begun Training Sessions For Airport Security Workers To Provide What They Call More Customer Satisfaction To The Travels, They Want To Make It Easier For Us. They're Instructing Security Guards To Glance At Your Luggage Tags So That They Can Call You By Your First Name. Isn't That Creepy? The Guy Touching Your Wife, Calling Her By Her First Name.

Researchers At Harvard Say That Taking A Power Nap For An Hour In The Afternoon Can Totally Refresh You. They Say That By The Time You Wake Up You'll Feel So Good, You'll Be Able To Start Looking For A New Job.