Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

Know Yourself. Don't Accept Your Dog's Admiration As Conclusive Evidence That You Are Wonderful.

Some Things Get Better With Age, But After A Certain Point, The Mind Isn't Among Them.

Television Has Proved That People Will Look At Anything Rather Than Each Other.

People Who Care About Each Other Enjoy Doing Things For One Another. They Don't Consider It Servitude.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.