Marriage Is Not A Reform School.

You Need That Guy Like A Giraffe Needs Strep Throat.

Keep In Mind That The True Measure Of An Individual Is How He Treats A Person Who Can Do Him Absolutely No Good.

The Lord Gave Us Two Ends - One To Sit On And The Other To Think With. Success Depends On Which One We Use The Most.

Find Comfort In The Knowledge That No Imitator Ever Comes Off As Well As The Original.

Keep Skid Chains On Your Tongue. Say Less Than You Think. Cultivate A Pleasant Voice. How You Say It Is Often More Important Than What You Say.