Marriage Is Ridiculous.

All I Ever Wanted To Be Was Happy.

I Practice Buddhist Philosophy And Contemplation But I Don't Know If I'm More Of Anything.

Comedy Is Like Catching Lightning In A Bottle.

It Is Not The Question, What Am I Going To Be When I Grow Up; You Should Ask The Question, Who Am I Going To Be When I Grow Up.

Because I Like That I Got An Ugly Girl's Personality. In Other Words, A Homely Girl Always Has To Develop That Muscle. And I Did. But The Good News Is That I Never Considered Myself Beautiful At All. And I Still Don't.