Marriage? That's For Life! It's Like Cement!

I Never Have An Alter Ego In The Movies. That's A Fiction That The Press Has Made Up Over The Years, And It's Fun To Write That. It Gives Them Something To Write.

Sex Is The Most Fun You Can Have Without Laughing.

The Dictatorship Is Shut Up, Democracy Is Always Concerned.

My Education Was Dismal. I Went To A Series Of Schools For Mentally Disturbed Teachers.

I Am Thankful For Laughter, Except When Milk Comes Out Of My Nose.