Married Life Is An Existence With Bars

Our Stock In Trade Is Raw, Flailing Sex.

Philosophy Is An Attempt By Man To Find Cause And Effect. Religion Has The Same Goal

Our Photographs Are Filthier And Our Stories Are More Disgusting. We Make No Effort To Be Artistic.

I'm A Crusader. I Really Believe In The First Amendment, And I Use It Fully, And I Pay A Price For That.

In Reality There Is No Cause Or Effect, There Is Only The Indifference Of The Universe.